Presidential Wish List

I’ve been a little underwhelmed by the election season this year, so I made a list of people I’d be excited to vote for.

Kuato

An intelligent baby. I’m not going to vote against a baby. That would make the baby cry and that’s abuse.

Carl Weathers

He’ll be your governor, but I want him to be my president.

The President from Escape from New York

Good enough for Kurt Russell to save, good enough for me.

Wait, no never mind. I want Snake Plissken.

Snake Plissken

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Obviously.

Mr. Rogers

Cardigans for all! Time to post this speech again.

Dave

Sike! Nobody wants that.

Bill Pullman

That Independence Day speech could sell anything.

Bill Clinton

Yea, why not. Miss you, Bill!