Presidential Wish List
I’ve been a little underwhelmed by the election season this year, so I made a list of people I’d be excited to vote for.
An intelligent baby. I’m not going to vote against a baby. That would make the baby cry and that’s abuse.
He’ll be your governor, but I want him to be my president.
The President from Escape from New York
Good enough for Kurt Russell to save, good enough for me.
Wait, no never mind. I want Snake Plissken.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Cardigans for all! Time to post this speech again.
Sike! Nobody wants that.
That Independence Day speech could sell anything.
Yea, why not. Miss you, Bill!